Chickens and Hillbillies and Crocs in heaven! Oh My!

My goodness! It has been a long time since I kept this updated! Why have I been so rubbish and keeping on top of this? More sketches! More chicken men! More strange heads! More... hillbillies? I'm not entirely sure!

Easter soon, and I've only had a couple of small easter eggs. It's March, and it's FREEZING! WHY IS IT SNOWING? Seriously, snow in March? Has the world gone mad? It's so cold!

Been working on some projects, namely a clip for the www.11secondclub.com March entry. My February entry barely made it past the blocking stage, because I ran outta time. Spent too much of Feb making Valentines gifts. To make up for the fact that I have spent most of March animating. Will post final video for March soon, but in the meantime, why not enjoy my lesser made Feb entry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNaoEq_42s&list=UUX7MX8G_EMMS5Sw2NbtYkJQ&index=22

PANCAKE DAY!!

OKAY I admit it. This post has nothing to do with pancake day. That was just a shameless way of getting people to find my blog on pancake day.

Wait, I'm sure I can find some link of relevance here...

Pancakes! Pancakes are made in a pan. Pan rhymes with Gran. A gran is an elderly woman, normally the mother of your mother or father. Elderly people sometimes dye their hair blue for no reason. Blue. All the drawings on this page are blue. BLUE!

Mow the lawn...

Not much special happening on this page. Man with a body too small and a haircut too big. Some large nosed people. Confused old man. Lawnmower guy. Naked woman. A giant invisible ninja elephant with kung fu action. You can't see that one, though....

I kinda like the lawnmower dude...

What's with the strange potato man?

The woman in the top left was a failed superhero attempt. I think she may have been fork-girl, or something like that. I sketched her wrong and she looked dumb. Don't look in that direction. Seriously. Pack it in.

Who the hell is the strange potato man? No idea.

Cupcake Monster

Shortly after drawing the tea monster, I went to a cake shop. So the cupcake monster was born.
Collection of odd people, and a Tyrannosaurus Dex.

Did you know? There were no dinosaur geeks in prehistoric times. Any dinosaur seen to have an interest in things considered geeky were immediately killed and eaten. Dinosaur geek was a rare but fine delicacy.

Algebra with chairs

It's a question we have all thought about. How come a seat with legs is called a chair? Great mystery, I know....
Also, I was sitting in a tea shop when I drew the tea drinking monster. He purtty...

Did you know? A new species of peaceful animals were discovered in Eastern parts of the United Kingdom? They resemble cushions and were unfortunately wiped out to extinction by very tired and surprisingly heavy scientists.

I made a story for all of them! Yay!

Again, I have no idea what is going on on this page. I guess... well, the first woman is very disappointed that the big boobed lady has crashed her party. Square-jaw is there to protect her, especially from the horrible big nose bow tie man, who is also an inventor and discovered eggs.
Below him are two women, who are food critics and like to play croquet in the park on Sundays. Also shown here are....uh... Billy and his cat, Beans. Yeah, that's their names.
And the potato manager as well. He manages potatoes.