I am back and surprisingly blue!

I got a fancy new blog! Very exciting stuff indeed, it's all pretty and blue! I realise it has been a long, long time since I have uploaded on here, and I am going to try and get back into the swing of things once again. First, I need to finish what I started and upload all the really old sketches I was uploading, so I'm gonna do them in big chunks now.

A strange vicar and what appears to be a robot Lincoln. And a cow. And Ghandi. A biker, maybe? And a punk man with a little girl. Of course, this all makes perfect sense, but you cannot understand it because my brain is just so complex. Mere mortals stand no chance at comprehending my... oh who am I kidding, it's nonsense!

I think I was watching TV at this point and drawing random people I saw. For some reason, this includes the polar bear from the Birdseye ads and those annoying aliens from Argos. Why do they even have aliens as their sponsored creatures in the first place? A polar bear for frozen foods makes sense, but aliens for a catalogue based retail merchant? What?

More television doodles, I think. Well, some of them. I think that is definitely an attempt at Barney from How I Met Your Mother down the bottom there, and I think the woman next to him may have been drawn from some random television reality show? Oh, and those two bald guys in the middle are drawn from the same biker dude who was possible in jail at the time?

Cupcake Monster

Shortly after drawing the tea monster, I went to a cake shop. So the cupcake monster was born.
Collection of odd people, and a Tyrannosaurus Dex.

Did you know? There were no dinosaur geeks in prehistoric times. Any dinosaur seen to have an interest in things considered geeky were immediately killed and eaten. Dinosaur geek was a rare but fine delicacy.

Algebra with chairs

It's a question we have all thought about. How come a seat with legs is called a chair? Great mystery, I know....
Also, I was sitting in a tea shop when I drew the tea drinking monster. He purtty...

Did you know? A new species of peaceful animals were discovered in Eastern parts of the United Kingdom? They resemble cushions and were unfortunately wiped out to extinction by very tired and surprisingly heavy scientists.

I made a story for all of them! Yay!

Again, I have no idea what is going on on this page. I guess... well, the first woman is very disappointed that the big boobed lady has crashed her party. Square-jaw is there to protect her, especially from the horrible big nose bow tie man, who is also an inventor and discovered eggs.
Below him are two women, who are food critics and like to play croquet in the park on Sundays. Also shown here are....uh... Billy and his cat, Beans. Yeah, that's their names.
And the potato manager as well. He manages potatoes.